That’s My Cue, B!

While appearing at the 2018 NFL Combine, Adam Gase stated what anyone with a pure heart and half a brain has already known for an eternity. That’s right haters, your 7th year QB Ryan Tannehill is the incumbent starter once again, whether or not the Dolphins draft a quarterback in the first round. 

Sure, you ‘Tannehaters’ out there are a bit annoying, but I wouldn’t trade you for the world, or for anything good either. The fact is, nothing quite beats the joy of having seen you squirm through season after season believing, or at least pretending to believe, that the Dolphins have the wrong man under center.

You goalpost-moving, prejudiced, jealous, hateful, helplessly clueless asswipes cry incessantly about his elongated tenure, and in so doing, provide me and all other rational Dolphins fans with a sustainable source of derisive laughter. That’s the underlying message here: You’re dopes. Laughing stocks. The gloriously unfunny jokes of Dolphins Nation.

So how’s this for a punchline- another season of Tannemania is flying toward you faster than the punishing hand of your abusive mothers. I say mothers, because it’s readily apparent that you’re all fatherless.

For everyone else, I’ll just say that hope isn’t the only thing returning in 2018, because the Fins Look show will be back later this month!